WOW, I just realized that I haven't updated my journal entry in almost three moths!!

I hate Nick Studios. Wanna know why?? Because they won't make SpongeBob fall in love with Sandy, that's why!

I bet you it's that Stephen Hillenburg, with his "I own SpongeBob and you can't make me give him a girlfriend" crap. I'm sick of it, Steve! Drop the act, we alllll know that you even said yourself that SpongeBob likes her, so why say that you don't think he should ever have a girlfriend??

I mean seriously though, people. If you think you're little character shouldn't have a gf, then don't make it seem like he's in love with her! Jeez! You're just building us up and then tearing us down. Oh okay, so he can fall in love with a sandwich but he can't even tell Sandy that he loves her! Alright, alright, just wanted to be clear--IT WAS A FREAKING BURGER!!

And another thing: what about Tom and Carolyn, huh? You CANNOT tell me that while recording they didn't notice that SpongeBob and Sandy had a little freaky thing goin on. They have to sit there and read the script, and literally bring the characters to life! And if I ever meet either one of them, and they tell me that they don't notice any signs, I just might have to go to jail, because someone will be injured, and it won't be me!!

STOP ROUGHING THEM UP, STEVE!! IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO HAD TO MAKE TWO CHARACTERS SHOW INTEREST IN EACH OTHER AND JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT! IF THEY WANNA TELL US THE TRUTH, AND BY THAT I MEAN THAT SPONGEBOB AND SANDY DO LOVE EACH OTHER, THAN LET 'EM!! SO WHAT IF YOU'RE MANLY PRIDE GETS SQUASHED?? NOBODY GIVES TWO SHRIMPS ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW!!

(sighs,) Phew! Glad I got THAT off my chest!

On a brighter note, I saw I Am Legend yesterday, and got scared out of my socks. Lemme tell ya, that is one freaky movie!

I STILL HATE YOU, NICKELODEON! AND YOU'RE STARTIN TO GET PREEEEEETY ANNOYING NOW STEVE!!!!!!